Abbie
wtf is stats
well fuck you too
your-grandmah:

day 23: they still think im one of them

dersekingdom:

hello 911 I want to report a theft. yes. A cutie stole my heart. No. I just want the cutie back.  They can keep my heart. Okay. Thank you. Yes. I’ll stay on the line.

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tyleroakley:

A DOLLAR MAKES ME HOLLER.

assemble-the-assbutts:

fandom-pride:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

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???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

This doesn’t work

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I stand corrected oh dear lord

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Um guys

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howidiotic:

hello fellow teenagers. having fun on the internet? the interwebs? the good ol’ net net? world wide webo? L.O.L. now that we are acquainted what is your address

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poehlerization:

mcbrayers:

has will ferrell always looked forty

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apparently

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aduhm:

reblog if u a lil ugly

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When someone insults my ship

aexsis:

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typac:

i wanna live in a world where everything always has 100% battery

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pembroke:

buttercup’s reaction to getting money is similar to my own

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pu-mpkin:

why don’t police use akinator to solve crimes that fucker knows everyone

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vagbags:

rainbowcubone:

vagbags:

merryduckie:

vagbags:

WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN

he left because he got injured..

WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.

WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF

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